Posted by INTRUDN on October 12, 2000 at 07:23:58:
OK Y'all, I haven't started anything recently (other than poking a little fun at WD--who is a REAL biker and can take it!), so lets see who gets offended by this little story.
Once upon a time there was a frog who lived in a lake
all by himself. He had been given special powers by
a local Shaman (a Wizard of sorts).
One day he finally ventured out of the lake to get his
first glimpse of the world outside.
The first thing he saw was a bear chasing a rabbit and
so he called out to them and asked them to stop. Then
he said to them: "I am a magical frog and since you
are the first two animals I have ever seen, I am going
to grant you both three wishes.
You will each take turns using them and you have to use them now."
The bear (being greedy) went first. "I would like for
every bear in this forest to be female except for me."
A magical sound and it was done.
Then the rabbit. "I would like a helmet."
This confused both the frog and the bear, but after a
magical sound there was a helmet.
It was the bear's turn again. "I would like for every
bear in the neighboring forest to be female."
A magical sound and it was done.
The rabbit went again. "I would like a motorcycle with a full tank of fuel."
Both the frog and the bear wondered why the rabbit
didn't just ask for a lot of money with which he could
buy himself a motorcycle, but after a magical sound
there was a motorcycle.
The bear took his last wish. "I would like for all the
bears in the world to be female except for me." He
could hardly contain his excitement!
A magical sound and it was done.
The rabbit then put on his helmet, started up the
motorcycle, and said "I wish the bear was gay" and
took off like a bat out hell.